Name: An Ode To Xmas
Duration: P00H03M39S
Description: A Xmas song to end all xmas songs

An Ode To Xmas

by Jesus Hooligan

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cazlow65 I love the Ode to Xmas - it sums up exactly how I feel about it this year! I just want to run away to run away from it all! Favorite track: An Ode To Xmas.

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A Xmas song to end all xmas songs

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It's been another muck up this xmas
so xmas can go and get stuffed
If your looking for peace
or a time of relief
I guess your out of luck
It's meant to be peace
and forgiveness
It's meant to be sweetness and light
But in a room full of danger
And the air filled with danger
Filled with muppets
All wanting a fight

Chorus
Say goodbye to the xmas
That you want it to be
I think the best place to be
Is with a bottle and me
You can have all your stress
And take all your mess
Say goodbye to your from me

As the wine flows
The muppets are getting a voice
They got something to say
And we dont have a choice
We're all meant to sit back
Take all their flack
But at the end of the day
They'll be flat on their back
A muppet can have an opinion
A muppet will pick and cause crap
But if you're asking me
Their mouths are to free
And the muppets are earning a slap

Chorus

I'm sick of hearing the silence
Of a moany old goat
They look like they'd win in a fight
With a stoat
With a ho ho ho
And ba humbug to boot
If I had a chimney
And stick them in a shoot
With the look of been stung
While chewing a wasp
They look so baron
All hope is lost
Let's welcome the new year
And welcome with cheer
And pray to hell
We dont do it next year

Chorus

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released December 1, 2021
Stephen Brunton/ Ky Fawkes/ Dave Croughan/ Jason Saunders

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